In the shade by a river in my favourite country...

…Hendricks Martini anyone?

Bloody cheek! That’s not a castle!

A beautiful city and beautiful land, blighted by poly-tunnels

I am standing in front of an orchestra blowing a kazoo because I think they need the help.

Ooh no. No, I don't like that at all.

The Bognor Blanca

That’s more like it

I briefly visited Oliva on the way from Torrevieja to Torrent and wasn’t that enamoured, the next town is Gandia and it seemed nicer somehow...

Nowhere near as flashy/pious as Pinto

I came by bus...well, that was the plan

Well, I didn't expect that!