It’s been a crap day (or a great one), it’s late or you’re not in the mood.

Can I have some more please?

Gruel? Really? That’s what this translates as? Blimey, I’ll have some of that!

Everyone thinks their recipe is the best.

But they’re wrong. This is.

“We don’t have this in Mexico, it’s an American thing. But if we did it would be like this . . ."

You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off